Witching 4

Oct. 25th, 2011 08:11 pm
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[Action: 1448 Mitchell Road, morning]

[Granny is in the kitchen. Making pancakes.]

Good morning everyone!

[Action: Elementary School, erm during the school day]

[You may find your teacher rather odd today. She's... smiling]

Hello my darlings! Who's ready to learn?

[Action: Streets of Mayfield, after class]

[Granny will be found wandering the town, greeting everyone in the street]

Date: 2011-10-26 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moneydearboy.livejournal.com
[Huh. So many friendly faces today.]

'Sup granny!

Date: 2011-10-26 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
On my way home from work, dearie. Isn't it a lovely day?

Date: 2011-10-26 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moneydearboy.livejournal.com
Eh, it's alright. I'm wondering why everyone seem so happy though. I thought people are supposed to hate it here.

Something good happened to you?

Date: 2011-10-26 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Has it occurred to you that the problem ain't the town, it could be you?

Date: 2011-10-26 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moneydearboy.livejournal.com
[Whoa, where did that come from?]

What are you trying to say, old lady?

Date: 2011-10-26 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Dearie, if you set out to not like a place you're never going to be happy.

Date: 2011-10-26 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moneydearboy.livejournal.com
Well s'cuse me but I think you're wrong. If you don't like a place, you're supposed to get the hell out of there.

Date: 2011-10-26 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
You should respect the wisdom of your elders, duckie. I've been at this long enough to know what's what.

Date: 2011-10-27 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moneydearboy.livejournal.com
Fine. Then let me hear one of your "wisdoms". Pretty sure I don't need it though.

Date: 2011-10-27 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Go about your day in good cheer and good cheer will find you. You're miserable because you're seeking it out.

Date: 2011-10-28 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moneydearboy.livejournal.com
I don't know where you're going with this, 'cause my day wasn't that bad until you started lecturing me.

[Ok, and earlier there was this boy who acted sweet to her before suddenly blowing her off too. Today is just weird.]

Date: 2011-10-28 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Then whyever would you question good cheer, duckie?

Date: 2011-10-28 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moneydearboy.livejournal.com
[...Duckie? Okay, whatever. Backing away slowly now.] Yeah. Okay. Cheerio and all that. Bye.

Date: 2011-10-26 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
[......]





Granny?

Date: 2011-10-26 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Oh, good afternoon Tiffany!

Date: 2011-10-27 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
........you're ...chipper this morning.




Are you feeling well?

Date: 2011-10-27 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
I've course I'm feeling well, duckie! You're looking a bit pale though.

Date: 2011-10-27 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
Do I?

Just so we're on the same page, you remember what the Discworld is don't you?

Date: 2011-10-27 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Of course I do. Wonderful place, the Discworld. All the elephants. No need to be grouchy just from not being there though!

Date: 2011-10-27 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
No but you don't usually act this happy.

Why the change in mood?

Date: 2011-10-27 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
It's a lovely day. You don't need to be so sour you know.

Date: 2011-10-27 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
....You're right.

Why don't we go for a walk back to your house. I want to show you a new recipe for cheese I've made.

Date: 2011-10-27 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
That sounds lovely! I do hope it's better than the last one you made!

Date: 2011-10-27 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
So do I. I think England's cooking is starting to affect me a little.

[Taking you home Granny.]

Date: 2011-10-27 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Oh dearie me, we can't be having with that now.

Date: 2011-10-27 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
I know. The next thing I know the cheese will form up with the scone colony living under my bed.

Tell me Granny, how has school been going for you?

Date: 2011-10-27 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
I don't much care for the communism thing they expect me to teach, but I do so love teaching the little dears other things.

Date: 2011-10-27 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
What sort of things?

[Hopefully they will be at the house soon.]

Date: 2011-10-27 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Today we had a singalong. Some of them can't carry a tune in a bucket, but bless their hearts they try.

Date: 2011-10-27 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
"Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Was Nice", of course.

Date: 2011-10-27 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
Of course.

Oh look there's your house.

[We are walking up the stairs now and oh inside.]

Here. I have to go and grab one thing. Can you get out some old cloths and some milk for us to use? I'll be right back.

Date: 2011-10-27 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Of course, duckie. That dress is looking fit for cheesemaking itself you know.

Date: 2011-10-28 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
Right.

[Okay with Granny inside. Tiffany is going to go pod hunting. Now where would the real Granny be.]

Date: 2011-10-28 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Don't dawdle now!

[Oh god FIIIIIIIIND it]

Date: 2011-10-28 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
[Yes.... Alright. If I were a pod where would I be.


After a short while. Hey REAL Granny. You can see daylight, as a teenage witch rips open the pod you're laying in. She's managed to cut it open with a knife that's laying to the side now]

Date: 2011-10-28 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
[There has been one thought on Granny's mind all day. Which she can finally express.]

What is this nonsense?

Date: 2011-10-29 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
Oh good. You're yourself.

You were abducted and there's a rather cheerful duplicate trying to pretend she's you at your house. Only she's missed a few of the key details.

Date: 2011-10-30 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Cheerful? Oh that ain't right at all.

Date: 2011-11-03 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
It was rather obvious it wasn't you.

Date: 2011-11-03 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
The talk about singing was a good clue.

Date: 2011-11-04 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
[Horrified. Completely horrified.]

She was singing?

Date: 2011-11-17 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
I didn't hear any. But apparently she did in her class.

Date: 2011-11-17 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Tell me it wasn't the hedgehog song.

Date: 2011-11-20 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
No it was, "Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Was Nice"

Date: 2011-11-20 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
[Granny does not blush. Instead she glares]

And no one realized?

Date: 2011-11-27 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com
I'm sure they did. People are a little chaotic at the moment. You weren't the only one replaced with a double.

Date: 2011-11-27 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atent-dead.livejournal.com
Just what does the town think it's playin' at?