Witching 4

[atent_dead]

[Action: 1448 Mitchell Road, morning]

[Granny is in the kitchen. Making pancakes.]

Good morning everyone!

[Action: Elementary School, erm during the school day]

[You may find your teacher rather odd today. She's... smiling]

Hello my darlings! Who's ready to learn?

[Action: Streets of Mayfield, after class]

[Granny will be found wandering the town, greeting everyone in the street]

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

So do I. I think England's cooking is starting to affect me a little.

[Taking you home Granny.]

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

Oh dearie me, we can't be having with that now.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I know. The next thing I know the cheese will form up with the scone colony living under my bed.

Tell me Granny, how has school been going for you?

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

I don't much care for the communism thing they expect me to teach, but I do so love teaching the little dears other things.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

What sort of things?

[Hopefully they will be at the house soon.]

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

Today we had a singalong. Some of them can't carry a tune in a bucket, but bless their hearts they try.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

What songs did you sing?

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

"Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Was Nice", of course.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Of course.

Oh look there's your house.

[We are walking up the stairs now and oh inside.]

Here. I have to go and grab one thing. Can you get out some old cloths and some milk for us to use? I'll be right back.

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

Of course, duckie. That dress is looking fit for cheesemaking itself you know.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Right.

[Okay with Granny inside. Tiffany is going to go pod hunting. Now where would the real Granny be.]

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

Don't dawdle now!

[Oh god FIIIIIIIIND it]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Yes.... Alright. If I were a pod where would I be.


After a short while. Hey REAL Granny. You can see daylight, as a teenage witch rips open the pod you're laying in. She's managed to cut it open with a knife that's laying to the side now]

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

[There has been one thought on Granny's mind all day. Which she can finally express.]

What is this nonsense?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Oh good. You're yourself.

You were abducted and there's a rather cheerful duplicate trying to pretend she's you at your house. Only she's missed a few of the key details.

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

Cheerful? Oh that ain't right at all.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

It was rather obvious it wasn't you.

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

I should hope so.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

The talk about singing was a good clue.

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

[Horrified. Completely horrified.]

She was singing?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I didn't hear any. But apparently she did in her class.

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

Tell me it wasn't the hedgehog song.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No it was, "Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Was Nice"

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

[Granny does not blush. Instead she glares]

And no one realized?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they did. People are a little chaotic at the moment. You weren't the only one replaced with a double.

[atent-dead.livejournal.com]

Just what does the town think it's playin' at?